Perfect for: those hot Florida days when you decide that, around 12.15pm, you don’t want to be worth a shit for the rest of the weekend.
Perfect for: people who don’t like the taste of alcohol. Low-cal drinkers. People who like sticky red stains magically appearing everywhere the next day.
Do you hear that? The Game of Thrones season finale is coming.
Lebron James’ career completion percentage (junk visible) – 31.8% Rex Grossman’s career completion percentage (junk visible) – 55% Lebron’s Super Bowl appearances: 0 Rex Grossman’s Super Bowl appearances: 1 Lebron’s Heisman standings: ineligible Grossman’s Heisman standings: 2nd Now you tell me who’s the better athlete. Lebron shows his mini-me and…
…and they’re going to be dominant for a long, long time. Basically, LeBron James has led the Cavs to the finals with a supporting cast of an Australian, a mop bucket and an Abercrombie mannequin. So let’s not forget that once the Cavs are healthy, they’ll have this back..
A wise man once said, if you stick an avocado stone in a glass near a window, in three weeks you’ll have a wet stone and the smell of feet in your kitchen. Sounds like a call to arms to me.
Rusty the dog is fourteen years old. He had a significant stroke a few months ago. He had to learn to walk again (and still is learning, to some degree), can’t hear all that well, really can’t see. He wanders round in a state of half-dog most of the time….