Cucumber Dill Martini

Perfect for: those hot Florida days when you decide that, around 12.15pm, you don’t want to be worth a shit for the rest of the weekend.

Material:
Martini shaker
St Germain Elderflower liqueur
Cucumber-infused vodka
Fresh Dill

Served in:
Martini Glass

Ratio:
2 parts cucumber-infused vodka
1 part St. Germain
1 sprig of fresh dill

Directions:

1. Put everything in shaker.
2. Shake everything.
3. Put sprig of dill in glass.
4. Pour contents of shaker in glass.
5. Marvel at how clean and refreshing it tastes.
6. Get into four hour argument with department store mannequin.
7. Use one phone call from jail to order Pokey Stix.